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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
9/20/2017 7:55 pm

Last Read:
10/7/2017 9:38 pm

DUMBBELL !



Firefighters in a German city said it took about three hours to free a man who had "a very sensitive part of the body" stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight. The Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department said in a Facebook post that firefighters responded Friday to a hospital in the appropriately named city of Worms after a man at a local gym ended up with a dumbbell disc stuck around his penis. The firefighters said it took them about three hours to break through the 5.5-pound weight using tools including a grinder and a hydraulic saw.



The post included a photo of the dumbbell weight broken into five pieces.
"Please do not imitate such actions!" the Facebook post said.



OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 8:02 pm

IDIOTS!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 8:02 pm

I would have left him "hanging"


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 8:03 pm

Let's see that gets listed on his medical records


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 8:06 pm

I would have given him the choice ... Amputation or Euthanasia?


BiCuriousVic 68M
208 posts
9/20/2017 8:41 pm

I heard this the other morning on the radio before going to work...had a great laugh ,it made my day


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 9:02 pm

    Quoting BiCuriousVic:
    I heard this the other morning on the radio before going to work...had a great laugh ,it made my day
It could have been an OP STAFFER since they seem to feel the need to delete the pictures of the event!


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
9/20/2017 9:04 pm

You can buy cock stretching weights to theoretically increase your length, but 5.5 lb is a bit much to drag around with you for the rest of your life. Neat story, Bret.


mral65 58M
366 posts
9/20/2017 9:30 pm

I've done some dumb ass stuff in my life, but not anything that flipping stupid! Lol


mral65 58M
366 posts
9/20/2017 9:34 pm

BTW, loved President Trumps' speech to the UN


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 10:32 pm

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    You can buy cock stretching weights to theoretically increase your length, but 5.5 lb is a bit much to drag around with you for the rest of your life. Neat story, Bret.
All it takes is to tear the muscles the wrong way and your wee wee won't work! I think I will pass and keep my manhood as is.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 10:34 pm

    Quoting mral65:
    I've done some dumb ass stuff in my life, but not anything that flipping stupid! Lol
I would NEVER risk my manhood on such a stupid stunt.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 10:36 pm

    Quoting mral65:
    BTW, loved President Trumps' speech to the UN
We watched it twice. It's about time someone stood up to them bnastards and set them straight so that there's absolutely NO question as to what our position is and our course of action.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/20/2017 10:38 pm

It is brittle cast iro... just needed to be cut and given a fissure line to shatter with a tap of a hammer


jrodd 65M
4396 posts
9/21/2017 1:07 am

That's a big muther of a cockring to have sex with!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/21/2017 9:59 am

    Quoting jrodd:
    That's a big muther of a cockring to have sex with!
The MUTHAH of all cock rings!


newboy69 69M
162 posts
9/21/2017 2:00 pm

It takes all kinds.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/21/2017 6:29 pm

THIS is the kind I'd shy away from!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/25/2017 2:49 pm

an attention getter!


OnDaFence 36M/44M

9/25/2017 2:50 pm

Here in Iowa we'd say "just fucking around!"


OnDaFence 36M/44M

10/7/2017 9:38 pm

Not the kind he was looking for.....